Friday, 31 October 2008

Lunchtime


Everyone eats delicious thalis like this for lunch. Rice gets scooped into the centre once you've moved a few dishes around. You eat with your fingers: I haven't quite got the hang of it yet, but I'm getting there. Your left hand is usually considered unclean here, so I'm struggling even more...

Another day, another wedding


All of my companion's friends seem to be getting hitched at the moment... This was a more ceremonial affair. I'm not a mind-reader, but they look nervous, shy and apprehensive, a change from wedding photos back home.

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Sleeper train

I've never been waved off on a train before - at least, certainly not such a long train (at least half a kilometre) going such a long way (Trivandrum to Chennai, 16 hours) and in, I suppose, romantic circumstances. Rexel drove me to the station, heaved my pack onto the train and gave me a brief, but importantly public, kiss on the lips. I waved until he was a tiny, waving blue and white speck and then burst into tears. I had to pretend to the guard I had something in my eye as he ushered me to my bunk looking a bit uncomfortable...
The great thing about travelling in AC 2 (the air conditioned carriage with two-tier bunk beds) is just that: cool and uncrowded. The worst thing is you are invariably at the front of afore-mentioned very long train, which means you sail past all the food stalls that line major station platforms and don't really have time to dash to them while the train stops. By the time we got to Ernakulum I was starving. I was standing in the open doorway as my carriage passed at least a dozen open kitchens with the most mouth-watering smells coming from within. I had to settle for a couple of dry, spicey fried doughnuts and a yoghurty dip from a roving wallah further up the platform.
My bunk buddy was a chap in his early 30s, originally from Kochi but now living in San Francisco, off to spend the night in Chennai with some friends while his wife, also from India, did boring family stuff. He was smart, educated, spoke excellent English and had a good job at Deloitte & Touche, but clearly you are forever a mummy's boy here: she had packed him a supper of rice wrapped in a banana leaf and more tiny bananas that anyone could possibly eat in one evening, even if you do share them with a ravenous English girl. He ate the rice reluctantly as he was trying to lose a bit of weight, he said, and at home in the US avoids carbs in the evening. We laughed, and both agreed that eating delicious, buttery, rich Keralan curries every evening wouldn't really make it onto the Atkins diet.
I was asleep as we arrived at Chennai in the morning, but was promptly woken up by the guard and sleep-walked onto the concourse to find a rickshaw to take me to the bus station.
R had warned me Tamil Nadu would be hot. I'd either not taken in that information, or thought he might be trying to put me off leaving Kerala. But even at 7am, Chennai was getting pretty scorching. By the time my rickety bus had driven the 40km or so down the coast to Mamallapurum, you could have fried an egg on the pavement. But it is dry heat, more like being in hot Europe, as opposed to rather humid, slightly cooler Kerala. And that's a blessing of some sort. It also means that, despite slathering on the Factor 50, I'm changing colour fast...

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Camera-shy...


Getting a proper drenching while out visiting some elephants on a rusty, noisy Enfield.

Tea and Tony Blair


Roadside snacks in Munnar: pieces of potato, onion and mild green chillies, whole, dipped in fresh batter and sizzled in oil. Served with tea on a tray lined with newspaper and a dash of hot chili sauce, which just missed TB's head.

Munnar


Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Social Reformers

I was being nicely rocked into a lazy half-sleep yesterday on a busy, early evening passenger train from Trivandrum to Varkala, when I felt a soft thud next to me. A hawker had dropped a pile of thin booklets onto the seat. It was the first of these many wallahs I'd seen not selling nuts, coffee, tea and an infinite variety of tasty, greasy snacks. All the pamphlets were written in Malayalam, and judging by their front covers there were stories, puzzles, guides on learning English, astrology charts, you name it. People handed them out, I smiled at him, he disappeared, and moments later he had handed me 'Social Reformers': written in English, a serious little booklet with about 40 one-page profiles of Indian social revolutionaries, from Gandhi to Nehru to writer Arundhathi Roy, who wrote The God of Small Things and is from Kerala. Lesser known names include Sri Aurobindo, whose eponymous ashram I'm going to visit outside Pondicherry, and Kiran Bedi, the first Indian woman to join the police. Can you imagine that happening in England? It seems not just a peculiarly Indian thing to do, but particularly Keralan, the most literate, educated state in India - and run by communists/socialists to boot. I happily parted with 10 rupees.
Talking of trains, travelling local class for the short hop to Trivandrum, I attracted more interest than when I travel AC-2 (the air-conditioned class for tourists and professional Indians). Rex was late and the train was pulling into the platform when I saw him run into the station entrance. I assumed he missed the train, but he'd hopped across the tracks and jumped on the back and called me to tell me he had made it. I had barely squished onto a long window seat next to a lady and a chap, who immediately offered me some of their snacks, when the questions started. Was I travelling alone? (No, with a friend, in another carriage.) Rex appeared and stood by the carriage door and the questions intensified. Was that my friend? How do I know him? Was I staying with him in Varkala? (Absolutely not. With two friends in a guest house....). How long have I known him? Was he staying at the guest house too? Were we going to stay in Trivandrum together? All the questions came from the man, who translated immediately for the lady. She responded with nods and mouth curls that seemed to mean, 'hmmm, so she's that kind of Western girl, is she?'. I was quite glad to get off the train. Walking round Trivandrum, Rex told me that if any tourist touts talk to us, I was to say we were married. That way, I would get charged for anything at fair local rates. Otherwise, they would assume I was the tourist, he my guide, and would inflate everything. One way and another, quite a political afternoon.